The FAQ

This is where I will attempt to answer your frequently asked questions

Who would win in a fight, The TMNT or the gang from Captain Planet?
Well, this is a tough question, so lets break it down. The majority of the people from team planet are wimps, except for Captain Planet they are all pushovers except for that guy with the mullet, he's crazy. But the Turtles know ninja so they got a definite edge over the mullet. The Turtles live in a sewer and Captain Planet gets ghettofied by pollution so if the battle went to the sewers the crew from Captain Planet would be in trouble. So in conclusion, it would be a close fight but if I was a betting man I would bet on the TMNT.

On the subject of Fights between fictional characters in seperate uiniverses and owned by seperate companies, Who would win in a battle between the TMNT and the Thundercats?
It is really hard to tell because they both kick ass. So I will compare the animals they come from. Cats are quick, can jump high, and have really sharp claws, and teeth. Turtles on the other hand are pretty slow and don't even have teeth. But Turtles also have many strange dieses that are deadly to other animals. So my guess is that the Ninja Turtles could just retract into their shells and wait for the Thundercats to die from some sorta weird Turtle disease. And that is a wrap, Turtle Power forever.

This is a question from Bobby, posted more than a year ago on the guestbook page: "Who would win in a fight the old ninja turtles or the new?"
That's a hard to answer question. On one side the new turtles are definitly based more on the original comic books which was certainitly more violent then the old cartoon, but you also have to take into account the nature of the cartoon world in which the orginal cartoon turtles inhabited, it was so goofy that it would be impossible for them to lose in a fight. So thus the answer to this question is another question: What universe are we talking about here? In the universe of the new show the new turtles would almost certainitly win because that universe in more based on reality and reason. But in the universe of the old show anything could happen, if you watch the show the laws of physics (or really reason) aren't followed so it is nrealy impossible to perdict outcomes of hypothetcial situations. That being said I would bet on the old turtles.

This is a question from anna, poster last August: did you lose a bet or something?
No, it is just hard to find time to update to a site like this, plus the task of outlining each episode of the original series is very daunting and one that I really don't want to do.

Why is Krang such a evil guy?
Well Krang is really misunderstood, sure he wants to take over the world and enslave the human race but really he isn't that bad of a guy. You have to look at who Krang is to understand his motovations. Krang is a tiny brain, he can't really move on his own, the best he can do is kinda hop around on the ground and hope to roll somewhere. Also Krang was exiled from his home dimension so you can see why he hates the world. Plus he has to listen to Shredder talk alot so that would make a man or even a talking brain that much madder, so now you see why Krang is so darn evil.